stoya:

“What’s your number-one tip for giving the best blowjob?”

This question drives me insane. I usually pause to shoot murderous looks at whichever PR person has set up the interview before responding. I have two sound-bite-sized answers: “Don’t chomp down on the dick unless the person it’s attached…













allegrophobia:

so i was drawing whales yesterday

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and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale

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havin’ a whale of a time